Actual quote from today's NaNoing

"How do you get the Prime Minister into a yoghurt shop?"
"Take... take the yoghurt out first?"

I don't even know anymore. 

NaNo to day three

Day one:
Word count: 3035
Sustenance: Boxes of Nerds
Unexpected development: Character on fire by page two

Day two:
Word count: 6236
Sustenance: Unhealthy amounts of milk
Unexpected development: Character breaks into dead man's office and throws up over an old sandwich

Day three:
Word count: 10241 (yes!)
Sustenance: Nothing. Must eat now.
Unexpected development: Character is full-scale brat. Must re-think plot.