a challenge

Several days' worth of posts have been passed by. Not on purpose. My temp agency found me a placement and why blog when my days could be full of sleep?

Please note the strange sentence structure and word usage. My laptop has been on the outs for months (my new laptop at least. My old laptop has been on the outs for years) and now we have reached a stage where several rather necessary letters on the type-words part are no longer usable. Haven't a clue what's happened but my laptop has chosen to deny me access to the personal pronoun and the letter below (more useful than one may suppose). And commas. No more commas for me.

A new laptop proves necessary. One that ten or eleven days at my current temp placement won't pay for. But the new laptop hasn't come home yet and there are just these two useless ones that don't do what they're supposed to do. One won't type necessary letters. One has a screen that's alternately dead or totally blue and shuts down the second someone else attempts to connect to the same router. TWO laptops. You'd assume that would be enough and you ought to be correct. But here we are.

So here's a post that uses none of those letters (or commas. That's almost the hardest one) because why not? When a challenge shows up you should leap upon that challenge no matter how useless. No matter how daft. No matter how flat-out dumb-ass.

Hmmm.

Perhaps we've all wasted valuable seconds here. Sorry.