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[walking along the road]
ME: Oh, look, the protein shop is closing down.
BOYFRIEND: [pulls face]
ME: Are you sad about the protein shop closing down?
BOYFRIEND: Devastated. Now where will I get all my useless chocolate and peanut butter flavoured gunk?
ME: Don't worry. We can order it online from... argh, I need a good protein pun.
BOYFRIEND: You can do it.
ME: From... Where There's a Will There's a Whey dot com!
BOYFRIEND: [looks at me]
ME: I win!
BOYFRIEND: Yes. Yes you do.